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E=mc Vagina Lyrics


Jon Lajoie E=mc Vagina


(Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches)

Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh)

My love is like lightning …
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane …
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other …
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways …
Either you have sex with me …
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
What time is it? It’s vagina.

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a
girl’s vagina?
There is none … I want my penis to be inside both of
those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them!



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