Album Name : Cutlass, Cannon and Curves
Release Date : 2006-09-01
Song Duration : 4:55
Jolly Rogers Hmh2
The monster blinked its eye, the killer moved his hand!
The Zombies can't be stopped, more vampires walk the
land!
You thought the job was over when first you fought the
fight,
But the movie grossed ten million bucks so Evil's back
tonight!
Chorus:
Horror Movie Hero 2! Who cares about the story?
It's got more blood, it's got more guts, it's five
times as gory!
The girls are all so easy and they're takin' off their
clothes
Til the Bad Guy goes to work and then the blood really
flows!
The dreams are back again, this time they're getting
worse,
Is it all just rotten luck, or some kind of awful
curse?
Havin' trouble stayin' awake, the pills don't do the
trick,
The bad guy's spoilin' the party, so we need the Hero
quick!
Chorus
Kids are campin' by the lake, something's watchin' from
the woods,
Getting dark outside, they should've left when they
could,
They're skinny-dippin', hookin' up, gettin' killed off
one by one,
Ya know we gotta call the Hero in to get the job done!
Chorus
Back at the o-ld cabin and the girlfriend's lookin'
fine,
Played that vintage reel-to-reel and the Evil comes
alive
You'll be goin' back in time, get that boomstick ready
to go
Try to remember these three words: Klaatu Barada. . .
(It definitely started with N!)
Chorus
