Johnny Rebel Jesse Showed Up
Grocery store, three n..ers inside
The store ain't opened, it's the middle of the night
Alarm goes off, the cops show up
They caught them red handed, put them in handcuffs
And then, and then, and then, and then
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it, Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys praising his name
While he preached and he hollered and he passed the
blame
And said "them n..ers wasn't stealing when they got
caught
They was only doing some shopping, just like I thought
White man shouldn't have a store there, it's all his
fault"
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Election time, a new president
Al Gore had to win so the n..ers all went
The chads were counted and counted again
They counted three times but they still didn't win
And then, and then, and then, and then
Jesse showed up, Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it, Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys praising his name
While he preached and he hollered and he passed the
blame
And said "listen you n..ers, I think we've been had
If we lose this election it's gonna be bad
And it's the white man's fault cause he stole all the
chads"
And they all got excited when Jesse showed up
Something's gonna happen one of these days
If Jesse Jackson don't start mending his ways
He's gonna keep stirring them n..ers up
Til the white man says "enough is enough"
And then, and then, and then, and then
The Klan will show up, the Klan will show up
All dressed in white they're gonna show up
He's gonna be sorry for strutting his stuff
Hell's gonna break loose when the Klan shows up
And they'll say "Jackson, what do you mean causing all
this trouble
It's up your's n..er, we're gonna pop your bubble
We're gonna break it off in you and stick it in double"
So just watch yourself Jesse when this Klan shows up
You better watch yourself Jesse when the Klan shows up
