John Shuttleworth Scenes From South Yorkshire
Follow that stream
See that chimney lean
Eat your ice cream
Where have those sandals been?
I'll go for the green
Are you watching closely Dean?
Catch that train
Meet a soldier called Shane
Get off that train
Get back on it again
Avoid that rain
Buy some flowers for Elaine
And pubs and clubs
The bus to Crookes
And scouts and cubs
And doberman pups
And woodland paths
And parks and caffs
A Shandy Bass
In a lady's glass
Did you hear about Ryan?
It was true he was lyin'
Did you hear about Dale?
His computer's for sale
Did you hear about Lorna?
She's opened a sauna
And pubs and clubs
The bus to Crookes
And scouts and cubs
And dobermann pups
And woodland paths
And parks and caffs
A Shandy Bass
In a lady's glass