John Kander Two Ladies
[GIRL 1]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[GIRL 2]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, Beedle dee, deedle dee,
Dee!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[EMCEE]
Two ladies.
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[EMCEE]
Two ladies.
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man,
Ja!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[EMCEE]
I like it.
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[EMCEE]
They like it.
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[EMCEE]
This two for one.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRLS]
Two ladies.
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRLS]
Two ladies.
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[GIRLS]
Und he's the only man
[EMCEE]
Ja!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRL 1]
He likes it.
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRL 2]
We like it.
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRLS]
This two for one.
[GIRL 2]
I do the cooking...
[GIRL 1]
Und I make the bed.
[EMCEE]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread.
But we've one thing in common,
[GIRL 1]
He...
[EMCEE]
She...
[GIRL 2]
And me,
[GIRL 1]
The key,
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee,
[GIRL 2]
The key,
[EMCEE]
Beedle dee, dee, the key,
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[DANCE]
[GIRLS]
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!
[EMCEE]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please.
[GIRLS]
Twosies beats onesies,
[EMCEE]
But nothing beats threes.
I sleep in the middle,
[GIRL 1]
I'm left,
[GIRL 2]
Und I'm right,
[EMCEE]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night.
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[EMCEE]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[GIRLS]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
And he's the only man.
[ALL]
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[EMCEE]
I like it,
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[EMCEE]
They like it!
[GIRLS]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[ALL]
This tow for one.
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee,
Deedle dee, dee!
[EMCEE (spoken)]
Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! And me!!
Oh, I'm so hot now!
Come, my Lieblings, upstairs!
