Impetigo Dear Uncle Creepy
Dear Uncle Creepy, it's been years Morbid fantasy exterminate my childhood fears Some of the crap that's out these days Is such a bore to me! Dear Uncle Creepy The shit they call "horror" in the comic store Nobody's got that style anymore! Pre-code classics provide the chills This high-tech bullshit never will! As far as movies are concerned. There's plenty out that should be burned The horror's gone, big budget's here Whatever happened to the meaning of FEAR???? Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shame The "terror" of the 80's is so f..cking LAME!! Whatever happened to the good ol' days Has you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!