Ian Dury & The Blockheads f..ck Off Noddy
Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
“And what are you up to?” said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell
Singing: “fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat”
“Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat”
Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffet’s been sick as a dog
Singing: “fuck off Noddy, you little prick”
“Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick”
Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezy’s flaked out, he can’t see the point
“Fuck this for a lark” said Sweet Jack of Hearts
“Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?”
Singing: “fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk”
“Fuck off Noddy, you’re just a jerk”
f..ck off Noddy, you smelly turd
f..ck off Noddy you’re so absurd
f..ck off Noddy you stupid prat
f..ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
f..ck off Noddy you little wimp
f..ck off Noddy you’re a piss brained shrimp
f..ck off Noddy you stupid prat
f..ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
