Hot Leg I've Met Jesus
			
Worked hard at school 
Did all the right things 
Got a job 
Got a car 
Got a girl 
Went and got the girl a ring 
Go to your church 
And sing your happy hymns 
And you thank your little Jesus that you're just like 
him 
Chorus 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
And he's nothing like you 
Nothing like you... 
(Nothing like you) 
I know you think you're right 
But you've got it wrong 
And your finding your way to a fight (???) 
Oh but you love that psalm 
You're a biggot 
You're a fool with a fundamental flaw 
Jesus doesn't love you just to keep it on the laws 
Chorus 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
And he's nothing like you 
Nothing like you... 
Fun is fornication 
Everything's a sin 
Oh if Jesus was a bouncer 
He'd never let you in 
You're a judge 
You're a jury 
You get drunk on your own fury 
If I thrill you it will kill you 
But you'll never get to heaven 'cos you'll die of shock 
again 
Ow! 
Chorus 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
And he's nothing like you 
There's no resemblence whatsoever 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
I've met Jesus 
And he's nothing like you 
(Nothing like you...)