Hooters One Way Home
I met a man in Memphis, glory to the South
Minister of magic, keeper of the house
Standing at the crossroads, he gathered up my bones
Threw them on his back and said
?Hey son, it's time to find the one way home?
Such a long way, such a long, long way
Such a long, long way to go
I found a friend in Phoenix, said, she knew the way
Talkin' 'bout tomorrow, countin' down the days
I woke up in her garden, lost but not alone
She gathered up my things and said
?Hey son, it's time to find the one way home?
Such a long way, such a long, long way
Such a long, long way to go
I came upon a castle, changing of the guard
Looked beyond the barbed wire, saw my own backyard
I heard a million voices from statues made of stone
Say, ?Welcome? to the big one, son
You're just in time to find the one way home
Such a long way, such a long, long way
Such a long, long way to go
Which direction will you take on the journey you must make?