White Girl Problems Lyrics

(Intro)

Place to rest when you get tired

(I got so many bills to pay)

When your own address is expired

(I tweet way too much)

Hell this is my fifth take of this intro

My dad likes to call that life

But I like to call that

(Verse 1)

White girl problems, met her back in autumn

Every gift I try to give her she already got 'em

Messing with the TA, wonder what she taught him

Work her way down, literally to the bottom

Where are all my best friends, I cannot ignore them

Never gonna text them, I ain't too important

Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported

He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy

Gotta finish last in this sport

Call her Cee-Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short

Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court

And she interrupts my sessions every time that I record

So I tell her I got so much shit up on my plate, it's a buffet

Now we out in paris and these women look like Muzzy

Superficial she just need a Combs like puffy

You don't need to go but I think you need to trust me

(Hook)

Come take a drink with me forget all you know

You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor

I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho

Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll

(Verse 2)

White girl problems, met her at a concert

Think it was Tiesto, already forgot it

Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious

Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic

We should keep in contact, okay, that is nonsense

Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it

Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause I rhyme

Now I'm kinda feeling genius that I brought it

Switchup, not Black Eyed peas but I wish I was richer

Finally graduated, she majored in being mixed up

Recognize you from T.V., Yo can we please take a picture?

I call you Mary-Kate cause I can't really tell the difference

It beats me, addicted to pills and Avicii

The Hills used to be cool, what happened to LC

Parents moving to Florida so who's left to help me

I can't but I'll write about you on my LP

(Hook)

Come take a drink with me forget all you know

You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor

I think you fly but your friend's ugly fo sho

Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll

(Bridge)

White girl problems, all over the world

What we gonna do with these girls

Yo, here's some famous people that have them:

Taylor Swift got white girl problems

Mandy Moore got white girl problems

Kobe Bryant got white girl problems

Kanye West got white girl problems

Michael Phelps got white girl problems

The cast of Friends got white girl problems

All of y'all got white girl problems

Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em