Hooded Menace The House Of Hammer
Welcome to the house that utter Horror wrought,
Founded upon an appetite for carnage and carnality.
Shadowed by a legacy of blackest Gothic terror,
Smutted by a shuddersome trade in the morbid.
Dwelling there are those cut from the Macabre.
In its dark halls do madmen and monsters lurk
And the Women lie waiting, whetted with hunger.
You are called to enter, but you will never leave ...
The House of Hammer: ghastly classic grotesqueries
Glorious purveyor of blue blood sinema atrocities
The House of Hammer: horrors found nevermore
Cruel Britania: the Union Jack weltered in gore
Through those windows, unspeakable nightmares flicker ...
Hellish experiments of the monstrous German Doctor.
Satanic debauchery of the dread Transylvanian Count.
Night marsh-hauntings of reverend phantom Clegg.
Depraved Mocata's black mass, tribute to the Goat.
Snarling village dead, arising from stinking coffins.
The doomed white lycanthrope, born of lunatic rape.
Fleshly Countess Dracula, on Kronos' stake impaled ...
The House of Hammer: ghastly classic grotesqueries
Glorious purveyor of blue blood sinema atrocities
The House of Hammer: horrors found nevermore
Cruel Britania: the Union Jack weltered in gore
