Here Come The Mummies I'm On It
[Intro]
(Dude, I gotta crush on my cousin)
(Did you make out with her?)
(Yeah)
[Verse 1]
You gotta be sneaky
To pull the perfect crime
It's gonna get greasy
We gonna let it slide
If you wanna be sleazy
I'll be your guide
The time is right, for you and I
Let's call a meeting, we can do it tonight
[Chorus]
Tell me where you want it
I'm on it, i'm on it
Tell me where you need it
I'm on it, i'm on it
Tell me where you want it
(Tell me where you want it)
Tell me where you need it
(Tell me where you need it)
Any way you want it
(Any way you want it)
I'm on it, I'm on it
[Verse 2]
Baby, can you be trusted?
To give me enough?
Not gonna get flustered
When you wanna do that stuff
We're gonna get busted
If we don't clam up
I'm your man, show me the plan
If you like the way it's working, we can do it again
[Chorus]
Tell me where you want it
I'm on it, i'm on it
Tell me where you need it
I'm on it, i'm on it
Tell me where you want it
(Tell me where you want it)
Tell me where you need it
(Tell me where you need it)
Any way you want it
(Any way you want it)
I'm on it, I'm on it
[Bridge]
Check it!
I'm Java, the playa
The pipe-layer, funk slayer
The one that's real with the feel to seal the deal
Kickin' it kinky was me and three freaky chickadees
Tryin' to find the perfect
Location
The first girly worked it on the north side
(What?)
The second girly worked it on the south side
(What?)
The other said:
Brother, for sensation elation
Go ahead and pick your
Location, location
So Java the playa chomped a 9-volt lifesaver
Voyeuristic voyage (around the world!)
Multiple placation of erogenous zonation
Location, location, location!
[Chorus]
Tell me where you want it
I'm on it, i'm on it
Tell me where you need it
I'm on it, i'm on it
Tell me where you want it
(Tell me where you want it)
Tell me where you need it
(Tell me where you need it)
Any way you want it
(Any way you want it)
I'm on it, I'm on it