Here Come The Mummies Chaperone
[Verse 1]
365, you're guarded under lock and key
Well, that ain't right
There's got to be some time for me
The PTA is messin' with my destiny
Let us escape, and unhook your chastity
[Chorus]
This moment ought to be our own
Why don't we lose this chaperone?
It's time to be alone
[Verse 2]
And now the night is over, you're stuck here in your room
Let's sneak off undercover, night crawlers in the moon
You can't deny we got the cosmic chemistry
Ionic bond, the glue that's holding you to me
[Chorus]
This moment ought to be our own
Why don't we lose this chaperone?
It's time to be alone
[Bridge]
Oh let me count the ways
That we could make it strange
You ain't no private dancer
You belong on center stage
Sweeter than a honeycomb
Can't taste it on the phone
Ain't no discreet romancer
Come on let's take this home