Henry Metal Terrible Driver
Driving in your car, moving in my lane
Failing to signal yeah you're causing me pain
Speeding up now just to block me
So's that I cannot get off at my exit
Terrible driver, terrible man
Inconsiderate human...
You say you got somewhere that you gotta be
Well guess what my brother you know so do we
You're doing something stupid with a poker face
You have no respect for rules that are in place
I know you think that you're more important than us other folks
We'd be better off if privileges were revoked
Flooring it in your Toyota Camry
It is something that I think we can agree
is a very much annoying thing to see
Cause this is not the Grand Prix
Terrible driver, terrible man
It's as if you simply cannot understand
How to deal with humans on the road or in life
Causing Consternation, Causing me strife
There's room behind but you cut in front of me
You are a jackman of the very first degree
No Ipass for the tollway
So I sit behind you while you pull coins from the ashtray
And you think it's ok because you don't drive that much
But allow me to assure you your driving's out of touch
You're in the left lane and you're going slow as heck
And when I pass you I just have to turn my neck
To see the creature that sits behind the wheel
Callous to the fact you've caused me an ordeal
Terrible driver, terrible man
It's as if you simply cannot understand
How to deal with humans on the road or in life
Causing Consternation, Causing me strife
10 car lengths ahead of you in the left lane
Impatient turning at the four way...
Solo
So take out the pamphlet from the DMV
Re-read that sucker baby a couple one, two, three
Get your spiral notebook and scribble down with me
Some helpful reminders so that you'll no longer be
Terrible driver, terrible man
It's as if you simply cannot understand
How to deal with humans on the road or in life
Causing Consternation, Causing me strife
