Henry Metal Squeeze You
In times of untold treachery
You are a constant reverie
We had a romance plenary
A bittersweet memory
But now it seems our love hath waned
You are no longer entertained
But I gotta gotta...
Squeeze you, please you
Wine you, goat cheese you
And I gotta gotta...
Tease you, appease you
Seize you, grease you
In days of old we lit the flame
I couldn't even remember your name
Only that you were quite a dame
And we did play our sexy games
But now it seems our love hath waned
You are no longer entertained
But I gotta gotta...
Squeeze you, please you
Wine you, goat cheese you
And I gotta gotta...
Tease you, appease you
Seize you, grease you
Under a moonlit sky we kissed
And put an ad up on Craigslist
In an effort to enlist
Someone to roleplay proctologist
(Solo)
It seems your feminine wiles are restrained
But my erection is maintained
And I gotta gotta...
Squeeze you, please you
Wine you, goat cheese you
And I gotta gotta...
Tease you, appease you
Seize you, grease you
