Vernon Dursley Lyrics

Harry & The Potters Vernon Dursley

V is for voluminous
E is for extra-large
R is for really, really big (and fat)
N is for not thin
O is for obnoxious and
N is 'cause you'll never say no to a meal

D is for dumb
U is for you
R is for are we gonna go to the zoo? (woohoo)
S is for sucks to
L live with you
E is for eating all the food, and
Y is for why are you such a terrible person?