Harry & The Potters Smoochy Smoochy Pukey Pukey
Hello, Ron, you don't look so good this morning
You've got something stuck on your face
It looks like it sucks
What could it be?
Is it a leech?
Is it the giant squid?
Because it's wrapped around you pretty tight
Oh, wait, it's a girl
Well, I know your sister said you have the experience of a 12year old
But come on, mate, please don't act 13
I'm pretty sure Draco Malfoy is crying
'Cause you're grossing us out
With your tongue in her mouth
If you can kiss, kiss, kiss
And you'll be slip, slip, slipping
On the homogeneous mixture of your saliva
And our vomit
Well if you're doing this to make Hermione jealous
It's working
But the process
Good God, the process is just making us nauseous
