Hermione's Birds And Boys Lyrics

Harry & The Potters Hermione's Birds And Boys

Well you look smart
But it's just book smarts
'Cause you don't act so smart
Around us lately
'Cause throwing canaries
Throwing canaries
At your friends
Is not a sign of affection

Did you join the Slug Club, baby
So you could network
With the kids with connections?
Or was it for Slughorn's food?
'Cause the food in the dining hall?
The food in the dining hall?
Come on, Hermione,
Dining hall food's pretty good

One thousand owls
Won't tell us if you're crazy
One thousand owls
Can't keep Ron from mauling Lavender Brown!

Well you can flirt with McClaggan
Now you're taking him to
The Christmas Party
Don't you know that he's just a dude?
I bet he likes crap bands
I heard he likes Jock Jams
Come on, Hermione,
You're making things pretty awkward, weird, awkward.