Hara'kiri Pet Lover
She was a real pet lover
Her doggy was the best
She bought him real nice presents
He was always very well dressed
She bought him leather jackets
And spoiled him to death
Never forgot his birthday
Took him every night into her bed
She treated him like a God
Never neglected to express her love
'Cause when the mutt got horny
She started jerking him off
