Hara'kiri Libido
I have a major problem
Somewhere between my thighs
Can't sit on my bike no more
Can't sit straight and nice
Libidinous wild thoughts
Took over my brain
I can't sleep at night
It's driving me insane
Dear Doctor, help me please
Isn't there a cure
'Cause I'd like to keep control
And wanna stay decent for sure