Hank Thompson I See Them Everywhere
I see them, I see them, don't tell me their not there
I see them, I see them, I see them everywhere
Little Green Men hangin round my den and I sometimes wonder why
With their shaggy hair they sit and stare
Till my doggone bottle goes dry
I'm gonna have some fun, I'm gonna catch me one
I'm gonna sneaky little up behind
I said alakadab and made a lightning grab
And came up with my bottle of wine
I see them, I see them, don't tell me their not there
I see them, I see them, I see them everywhere
Well a 9 foot spider winked at me
Then tippie-toed right on by
She didn't even pause, and the reason because
She was chasing a 30 pound fly
An elephant pink crawled outta the sink and snuggled up in my bed
A striped ape in a big black cape
Is tapping on the top of my head
Chorus
Well a polkadot snake with a tennis shoe on
Just opened up a bottle of ale
And sittin' beside here was a sharks tooth tiger
With a gas tank on her tale
A purple mole's in the goldfish bowl, he's trying to steal a drink
And a grizzly bears in a rocking chair
Was fishing in a bottle of ink
