Grandpa Jones Mountain Dew
There's a big holler tree down the road here from me
where ya lay
down a dollar er two.
Well you go round the bend and when you come
back again there's a jug full o' good ole mountain dew
Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that
refuse it are few.
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some
good ole mountain dew.
Now my uncle Nort,
he's sawed off and short,
he measures about four
foot two,
but he thinks he's a giant
when you give him a pint of that
good ole mountain dew.
Well my ole aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume.
It had such a
sweet smellin' pew,
but to her surprise,
when she had it analyzed,
it was nothin but good ole mountain dew.
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Well the preacher rolled by with his head heisted high,
said his wife had been down with the flu,
and he thought that I ought
just uh sell him a quart
of that good ole mountain dew.
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Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill where he
runs of a gallon
or two. Now the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they
can't fly from
smellin' the good ole mountain dew.
Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that
refuse it are few.
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some
good ole mountain dew.
