Gourds Tex - Mex Mile
Well the south congress whores they is a movin' on down the line
They moved the cinema west down to Interstate 35
The Ho's got their Johns following single file
The aint't good lookin' but they got that freaky style
Down on the tex-mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile
They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild
And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile
Down on that tex-mex and tattoo pakastani package mile
I hear the police sirens they're whining every night
From south first and west mary all the way down to Ben White
Ol' Tom Ables used to say with an impish smile
"Brother, sit back and listen to the south Austin lullaby"
I lost 10 years down there smoking that Pachuca weed
I was Rip Van Winkle but I thought I was Apollo Creed
I couldn't find my dingo boots, hell I couldn't even find my feet
I kept a waking and a baking even though it was mostly seeds
