A New Kind Of Sexy Lyrics

Chorus

I got a new kind sexy

I'm working on a recipe for fresh

And exotic combinations of some fresh kinds of sexy

A new kind of sexy

Verse 1

My face is like the California government

In terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in

Hair follicles are public school doors

Every day I open up a new pore

And close two more

But it's improper now to comment on what's risen

Because pimples pop up commoner than prisons

It's all blackheads-- no justice now

But they get overcrowded and I bust em out

I'm like Pop! Pop! motherfucker, I'm a bad man

And some day my skin'll crack like the Badlands

Like my dad's is

But if that's all, I don't give a rat's balls

I'll wear them like they're badges

Damn a boyscout

They're manscout patches

Cause I'm endowed, and how! Dammit

And I know my body makes you want to hang out bad

The way my skin is cleaner than a Shamwow ad

And someday you'll see my stubble from the hubble

On my mama on the double I'mma look like Barney Rubble

Chorus

But for now

I got a new kind sexy

I'm working on a theorem of a new

And experimental blend of different rare kinds of sexy

A new kind of sexy

[INTUITION VERSE- ask him what he said]

CHORUS

[DUMBFOUNDEAD VERSE- ask him]

George verse 2

Yesterday I bought a pullupbar

I made plans to go jog down the boulevard

I changed my culinary choices from full of starch

To full of shit

It's total farce

I haven't run a lap in years

But I'll crack a beer

And run the poker table like a f..ckin racketeer

Boom shakalack-fuck

Let's have a potluck

I got a hot buck burning a hole in my pocket

So let's hit the tac-truck

Jock's suck

Just throw everything we got in the wok

And let's grub till it looks like we're knocked up

CHORUS

JT brought sexy back, but it's a cheap one

So I brought that sexy back for a refund

A new sexy's begun