Garfunkel & Oates Present Face
Christmas comes but once a year And mostly it is swell But there’s an epidemic That I think we all know well Your smile is frozen open There’s a crazed look in your eye You overflow with compliments While trying to deny
That you loathe the gift you opened Though you try to keep your grace Your scary grin is frozen Don’t you know you’ve got a case of
Present Face, present face, present face, present face… Oh THANK YOU SO MUCH!
You really hoped your parents would Give you great big check Instead you got a puffy painted Hummingbird turtleneck You hoped for an engagement ring Inside that tiny box But your stupid former future husband Only bought you socks
Now your face is all contorted As your trying to erase The truth behind your smile Don’t you know you’ve got a case of
Present Face, present face, present face, present face… Oh. RANT!!!!!!!!!!!
Do they see how much I hate it I hope that they don’t know I can’t tell if they’re onto me Oh please don’t let it show
Baby Jesus got some gold What all infants prefer I bet he got the present face With francencence and myhrr
Christmas and his birthday Are both on the 25th It must have sucked to have to open Combination gifts
If Jesus couldn’t hide it From his omnipresent place You and I are doomed To an everlasting case
Present Face You shouldn’t have Present Face Just what I wanted Present Face For all the times I go fishing Present Face
