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Garfunkel & Oates Pregnant Women Are Smug


Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant

F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant

I can’t count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now

I can’t wait to hear someone say
Don’t care if it’s brain dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a penis

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant

This zen world you’re enjoying
Makes you really annoying

Bitch, I don’t really care
I was being polite now
Since you have no life now
That you’re pregnant

You say you’re walking on air
You think that you’re glowing
But you had been ho-ing
And now you’re pregnant

You’re just giving birth now
You’re not mother earth now

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
because they’re pregnant

F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant



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