Funny Paper Smith Hoppin' Toad Frog
I'm harmless as I can be : I stays out of all people's
way
I'm just a little old toad : I'm going to hop back to my
home some day
I've hop down in your basement : don't mean to harm a
single soul
I shake all of your ashes : then shovel you in some brand
new coal
I don't have no friend : by myself I'm always on the road
Just let me hop you one time mama : and you'll keep me
for your little old toad
Mom would you let a poor little old toad frog : hop down
in your water pond
I'd dive down and come right out : and I won't stay in
your water long
But I know for myself : and your front yard is where I
get my load
Way you talk you like my hopping : why don't you keep me
for your little toad
Mama do you know one thing : your water tank is just deep
enough
I can dive down to the bottom : and take my time and
tread right back up
