Funny Paper Smith Tell It To The Judge No. 2
They got you charged with having liquor : now tell me
what is your plea
You know I been giving you a‑many break : but the break
this morning belongs to me
Well you's a pretty good woman : and living in a nice
neighborhood
But I think one hundred and costs : and thirty days in
Bridewell will do you good
Don't get back at me Betty : because I'm liable to change
my mind
And change your sentence from the Bridewell : send you to
the pen for ninety‑nine
