Freeze I Hate Tourists
I hate tourists
Driving down route 28
I gotta hurry fast or I'll be late
Because i see a girl and she wants a ride
And she'll soon be sitting by my side
But the guy in front from Michigan
Is slowing down to let her in
With her gone I can't shoot my load
So I f..cking run him off the road
Because I hate tourists tourists suck
It's only their daughters I wanna f..ck
There isn't a tourist that I don't hate
So get the hell out of my state
I hate tourists
I went down to my beach at noon
I got pushed away there was no room
Their bodies are covering our ocean land
And their babies are pissing in our sand
The only place where there aren't too many
Is in our local cemetery
I'll tell you now I'll do what I can
And get em all sent to Iran
Because I hate tourists tourists suck
It's only their daughters I wanna f..ck
There isn't a tourist that I don't hate
So get the hell out of my state
I hate tourists
