Free Parking! White Flag
[Verse 1: Brendan and Jesse]
Never thought I would get you here at all
Seventeen, it was right before the fall
Ten-to-one, and I needed to run
Away from here
They said your chest was the best thing about you
It's kind of sad, cuz I think it might have been true
I'd never met a human shell
So hollowed out
[Pre-Chorus: Brendan and Jesse]
If you're so wise, why are you so alone?
If you're still mine, would you please just take me home?
I don't buy you for a second, but I'd sell you for a dime
[Chorus: Brendan and Jesse]
I wasn't ready for prom night [x3]
I am so alone
White flag, white flag
[Verse 2: Brendan and Jesse]
Looking back, should have left you at the door
I don't know if you could have stolen more
Oh you were hip, but I don't give a shit
You're also scum!
[Pre-Chorus: Brendan]
I am not a toy for your amusement
I'm a Montague and you're a Capulet
We were doomed to die before we met
I am the patron saint of bad decisions
You're the Lois Lane of malcontent
I'm a Guy Fawkes mask, you're Natalie Portman
And I'm blowing up your parliament
I don't buy you for a second, but I'd sell you anytime
[Chorus: Brendan and Jesse]
I wasn't ready for prom night [x3]
I am so alone
White flag, white flag, white flag
[Outro: Brendan and Jesse]
Please don't buy it, I am such a liar
I'm not telling the truth [x3]
