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Freak Kitchen The Man Who Taught His Asshole To Play The Flute


Not being the slightest aware of the novel Naked Lunch
And "The man who taught his asshole to talk"
No Joakim didn´t have a hunch
But nevertheless, there´s a parallel
Even though a quite bizarre one
You might want to know what a regular person
Would hesitate to call fun

Well, if you find yourself at Joakim´s place
Standing by the kitchen sink
You´re about to pick up a glass from the dishes
To have whatever kind of drink
And if there´s a flute with a green embouchure
Lying there looking innocent
Depending on whether you had that drink
Should I tell you where that flute went?

He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute
He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute
He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute
He´s the man who taught his asshole to play the flute



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