Entertain Me Lyrics

Freak Kitchen Entertain Me

A neighbour stole my VCR
CanÂ't afford to fill up my car
ItÂ's been a while since I paid the rent
I wonder where that money went

Fox & Scully just disappeared
Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard
Broke a rib trying to find the bed
The lights are out and the phone is dead

Or is it my head

Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh Â'til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Crack a joke Â'til I canÂ't take no more

My girl is gone and soÂ's the cat
The junk I eat is making me fat
The virus-scan f..cked up last night
While I was jerking off to a neat website

Spent my bucks on apathy
Precious, precious enemy
The landlordÂ's dog just ate my shoe
My buddyÂ's busy sniffinÂ' glue

IÂ'm thinking about you

Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh Â'til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Slip for me Â'til I canÂ't take no more

Take your hypocritic pointers
And shove ém up your ass
DonÂ't need your condescending attitude
Find somebody else to harass