Flight Of The Conchords Albi The Racist Dragon
In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage ?
lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6: and so, all of the villagers chased Albi the
racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And
it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began
to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into
jellybeans!
Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest
upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should
that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian
boy from the day before.
Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you
yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No Albi, you didn’t kill me with your dragon
flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very
badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
Why are you crying so?
Albi: I’m crying because all of those horrible
villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it’s
because I’m so racist. Get your hand off my tail,
you’ll make it dirty.
Boy: No Albi, it’s not because of your racism that they
chased you here. They chased me here too and I became
all disfigured like this. They just don’t like you and
I…because…well because we’re different to them.
And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into
a jellybean all colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly, he wasn’t racist anymore.
So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM!
Albi
The racist....
Well, not anymore!
Dragon
