Evil Cowards You Really Like Me
Killing yourself slowly from swallowing my love
because you like me
you really like me
Turning off your evil light
and calling off your dogs
because they bite me
yeah they bite me
You can wrap me up in newspaper
then cover me in gas
and then ignite me
yeah ignite me
Killing yourself slowly from swallowing my love
because you like me
you really like me
One of these days
I'm gonna get this thing to work
And I'll be boxing up and down
like some electronic jerk
Give me the night
give me money
give me more more more
Let me set the world on fire
Like there was no Al Gore
I'll be trashing regulations everywhere that I go
and I'm mashing my potatos like I'm from Idaho
I'm making it look easy
while it's anything but
I'll make you open up your wallet
while your piehole is shut
Hey baby!
I used to have a TV show
I used to be somebody
that you'd really like to get to know
When you need a home run hitter
I'd always get the call
I'd get you back up off the shitter
Get your back up off the wall
But now
That was then
this is now
that was then
and now I'm a rail-roaded man
living in a ghost town
Everyday's another crisis
and I'm bleeding out my eyes
But here you come a-walkin'
and the night's about to
metabolize
hey!
Killing yourself slowly from swallowing my love
because you like me
you really like me
Turning off your evil light
and calling off your dogs
because they bite me
yeah they bite me
You can wrap me up in newspaper
then cover me in gas
and then ignite me
yeah ignite me
Killing yourself slowly from swallowing my love
because you like me
you really like me
My body sways to the rhythm
of your schizoid beat
And you keep breaking me down
while I'm moving my feet
hit me hard
hit me baby
hit me right in the face
and let your dirty bloody bloody
bleed all over the place
Hey baby!
I just can't let you let me go
I just can't eat your cookies
when there ain't no butter in your dough
Now you're talkin' your religion
and you know I don't believe
I'm gonna intercept your pigeon
and rip the tapestry of lies you weave
