Evil Cowards Soldiers Of Satan
Oh! Say hello to the invisible men
Coming to town to be my friend
They're gonna be here at half past ten
Oh Oh! Really then
Maybe you see 'em, maybe you don't
Maybe you'll see what the others won't
Maybe they'll make you row their boat
Oh Oh! You silly goat
But I'm not ever gonna be one of those
Happy, happy people in ridiculous clothes
Wondering where all the groovy poppy grows
Looking out for the nightmare bird
Custard cream in every curd
Polishing her every turd
Oh Oh! My word
Can we just enjoy the show?
Bathing in our mirth and woe
You know I like the status quo
Oh Oh!
They will steal the song that you're humming
And you'll never see it coming
They have drum machines that are ready to do all of
your drumming
Oh yeah
And if you're waiting for an answer, well prepare to
keep waiting
Some people clearly should be stopped from ever mating
Livin' all their lives just hatin' and a'hatin'
Marching thru the cities with the soldiers of satan
Where it stops, nobody knows
So put your money up your nose
Dress her up in flammable clothes
Oh Oh! There she goes
Some will say we've gone too far
Others will say we're shooting par
What's the sound inside my car?
Oh Oh! My door's ajar
We are frozen here in the blue light
Sitting ducks on a toxic pond tonight
Watching the fun boys and the good time girls you like
And for every little thing that we are graduating
There's another several that we are desecrating
Announcing your arrival as the moon is abating
Pledging your allegiance to the soldiers of satan
It's a really good time
And it will blow your mind
It's a really good time
Let's go
And we are flaking out and fading fast
Stupidity first and safety last
Have a drink, let's watch the die be cast
As we abandon ship and torch the mast
This is the only way to live
Black rainbows without ROY G BIV
Come drain your soul through my evil sieve
This is the only way to live
This is the only way to live
