Everclean Diddly Wack Mack Mormon Daddy
I was born in the church just like my Daddy was, yo,
I'm Pioneer stock, my Grandpa crossed the plains in the
snow! I got my Eagle Scout at 12 with some assistance
from my Mom I was home before 9:30 when I went to the
prom. I love to sit in my pew, and praise the Lord with
a hymn, I'm hyper-active, yo, I even got the keys to
the gym.
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy. Yo, my peeps all
be conformin' cause it's cool to be a Mormon. I'm the
black, jack, say no to crack daddy-O. I'm the diddly
wack-mack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal!
If a girly wants to pursue medoomee, I say NO! girl not
with you- Me? I'll be waiting for my baby dressed in
white. (Not beige.) I believe that procreation ain't a
form of recreation And my testimony keeps me warm at
night! (So flippin' warm)
Chorus
Would all those in favor, Please make it manifest,
please make it manifest, please make it manifest Would
all those in favor please make it manifest, I'm the
diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
People tell me "That's funny to give a tenth of all
your money" But I do it no regret, cause of all the
blessings that I get I ain't stupid or lazy, I read my
scriptures like crazy. I don't smoke or drink or cheat,
I spent two years on my feet, That's more valuable to
me than any prize. Preachin' love and peace with other
well-dressed guys.
So many people let their spirits get persuaded by the
Devil, But I say "Get thee hence! I'm never gonna sink
to your level". You're dark and evil, you want my face
to be covered with mud, You stupid dummy, I hope you
rot in heck for this crud!
Chorus
I'm the knick-knack-paddy-whack daddy, Yo, my peeps all
be conformin' cause it's fly to be a Mormon. I'm the
phat, not jack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal.
The storms of hell might be a stormin' But I'm safe,
Me? I'm a Mormon. I'm tougher than George Foreman, I'm
the bomb, cuz I'm a Mormon. Just don't call me Norman,
I'm Diddly Wack-and I'm spiritchal!
