Fcc Song Lyrics

Eric Idle Fcc Song

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out
duck hunting with a judge, QUACK

F..ck you very much the FCC
F..ck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a f..ck so I'm really out of luck
Thats more than Heidi Fliess was charging me.
So f..ck you very much the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
so Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and
so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush
Limbo
so f..ck you all so very much

So f..ck you very much dear Mr. Bush
for heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight
in jail
She's an uppity rich bitch, but at least she isn't male
So f..ck you all so very much

So f..ck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too.
F..ck you and f..ck everything you do.
Your pace maker must be fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old
fart
And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart
So f..ck you all so very much

So f..ck you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone a no go zone now that Arnold's here to say
The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA
So f..ck you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Lets save the great white males
And f..ck you all so very much

QUACK