Eddie Murphy Drinking Fathers
Step right up, from the East to the West, from the North to the South
Sign up right here, your scheduled membership to the drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
E-40 in the C L I C, stuck up in the house party top celebrity
Burpin' and gurpin', gel chin the bourbon, lurkin' around I'm seein'
All kinda broads from outta town, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses
Plus the perpetual Jahahnjawel priestess
Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade
Rovers in lamborghinis swimming pink bikinis, lingerie
Tryin' to knock her big ass by all bus lights on Fridays
If you're not a member of my drinking club, sideways
What kind of motherfuckin' perculatoins you niggas
Got up in the refrigerator
Who wanna join my drinkin' club, sign up the legislature might
Not know how to read and write but I do know how to count money
You can call me Lieutenant F..ck a Hoe but all the ruskie runny
You can dip but don't screw up, speakers on sub
Beat your ass, my drinking club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
I got you perved on some of the righteous, who's the tightest
I'm down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous
Oh girl, now pass the joint to the nigga, big head
Where I hear about your scheamin' but the rotations I don't jinn
Who dog sin? Big fin is what I'm rollin'
You know how I do, I got bunny boo, boo, grippin' and totin'
Fools be pimpin', we guaranteed to have you spittin'
Bobcat tight, while I'm pullin' secure out my linen
I'm nothin' but a baller, alkaholic bitches pop my collar
Tearin' down pussy walls in your motherfuckin' daughter
M O S, S I E, M U G and K I V, always to with E-40
Hit the air like cubes by a liquor store
Motherfuckers better know we gets down like that
Straighten up, beer mugs, my drinkin' cup bitch
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
So damn deep, I can't call it, I guess I'm just an alkaholic
Huh, dagnabbit, doggonit, ya Hillside hillbilly vomit
Back and forth to the bathroom constantly all the actors gather up
And watch me get super twisted highly afflicted every day a cherry
Go on my body and throw up on the bartender
Pull out a wad of money, ballers up to par, treat the whole party
By buyin' up the bar sharp pain and orange juice got my moose up
Stainless artichokes, tequila poppies, Medusas, better prepare
Myself for the upset stomach, oh, stop by the M.P
On the way home and pick up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Step right up now last call for alcohol
Get your hurricane gorilla member here ya, monsters
That's right, 'cause when we and my motherfuckin' entourage
Get together and we come back from a motherfuckin' concert
And the after party jumpin' off, I wanna see IDs, we got video cameras
We checkin' all you bastards under 21 or under 18 or whatever however
Ya, understand that you better have your membership card
If you wanna come join my motherfuckin' drinkin' club
Understand that bitch
It's the drinkin club, we gets to' back main
Once you drink with us, you won't be the same
The drinking club, we can't slow down main
We're gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit, that's right
I wanna get high, I wanna get loaded and tuck
Throw up, and drink again
It's the drinking club, we gets to' back main
Once you drink with us, you won't be the same
The drinking club, we can't slow down main
We're gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit
I wanna get high
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club
They got you soaked, I see your cup up
Let's get drunk and get my fortune out of my drinkin' club