Drugstore Offside
Hey Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble And England is lookin' outtta shape You dream of glory, oh I do feel sorry Only luck can save the English face You're so heartbroken, your defence is open And Gazza is carrying too much weight As for your goalie, what a roly-poly! And your four four two is out of date And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha! When you're playing offside And then missing the goal And so Brazil will show you how to do it! Ronaldo puts the ball into play Juninho's gonna go down today Romario puts the ball into place But the English - they were an absolute disgrace! The Lion's roaring while Brazil are scoring Even God could not help the English side 'Cos everybody knows that we are better You just roar and roar, but you don't bite And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha! When you're playing offside And then missing the goal So let Brazil just show you how to do it! Ronaldo kicks the ball into space Juninho runs to the left and hey! Romario kicks the ball into space But the English game - what an absolute disgrace! So hey, Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble
