Doug Anthony All Stars Wimmin
(Tim reads this poem)
If I asked all the women of the world what it was to be a lesbian,
they would be silent, oh mother.
And yet, if I was to ask all the men (men is the derivative of womyn) in =
the
world what it was to be a lesbian,
they would talk their small dark and vicious minds for an eternity.
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Virile vulvic pole vaulter, creamy contorted control tower
penetrating the big fluffy clouds of all womyn.
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Ramrod frothing spring roll, dipping, dunking, drooping,
into the soy-sauce bowl of all sisters, to gain that sweet and sour pork =
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Siamese-eyed invader. Cake decorater, squidging, squirting, splodging,
the cheap white carbohydrates upon the womyns lemon-merangue sponge
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
I reject thee, I reject thee, I reject thee...thrice
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Feculent fist thrust cruely inside the mother-earth, glove puppet.
Frontend-loader, mining, scraping, painting, defiling,
filling the unwilling velvet goldmine, with splodges and wet wads of =
baby
gravy
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Loathing laden ladel lavishing lumps of creamy,
airy white sauce upon the womyn's chicken maryland hairyland.
Oh male, you wish to f..ck this body, you wish to f..ck...it..now?
Well thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not...thrice
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Furious frown invading the loving understanding vertical smile of all =
womyn
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Single headed dog, pissing on the fallopian tree
Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock
Pink and purple pajero family wagon, driving around in the vulva =
cul-de-sac
You total sexist bastard get out of our lives
