Doug Anthony All Stars Wimmin
(Tim reads this poem) If I asked all the women of the world what it was to be a lesbian, they would be silent, oh mother. And yet, if I was to ask all the men (men is the derivative of womyn) in = the world what it was to be a lesbian, they would talk their small dark and vicious minds for an eternity. Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Virile vulvic pole vaulter, creamy contorted control tower penetrating the big fluffy clouds of all womyn. Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Ramrod frothing spring roll, dipping, dunking, drooping, into the soy-sauce bowl of all sisters, to gain that sweet and sour pork = Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Siamese-eyed invader. Cake decorater, squidging, squirting, splodging, the cheap white carbohydrates upon the womyns lemon-merangue sponge Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock I reject thee, I reject thee, I reject thee...thrice Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Feculent fist thrust cruely inside the mother-earth, glove puppet. Frontend-loader, mining, scraping, painting, defiling, filling the unwilling velvet goldmine, with splodges and wet wads of = baby gravy Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Loathing laden ladel lavishing lumps of creamy, airy white sauce upon the womyn's chicken maryland hairyland. Oh male, you wish to f..ck this body, you wish to f..ck...it..now? Well thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not...thrice Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Furious frown invading the loving understanding vertical smile of all = womyn Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Single headed dog, pissing on the fallopian tree Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock Pink and purple pajero family wagon, driving around in the vulva = cul-de-sac You total sexist bastard get out of our lives
