Distorted Penguins Mr. Thompson
Dearest Mr. Thompson won't you sign us to your label
We've got some poppy songs we think you ought to hear
I think we'd work good together making records selling even more
Sign us we'll make money for you please?
We've been writing songs and playing them and people like it
Bars and Clubs and Parties on the weekends
Me and all the guys have made some records but they're staticky
I think that you'd make better ones then we can
So, Almo Sounds, please act now
We'll hold out for you
You're, sure to win, if you sign us in
What else is there to do?
I say no to Mojo, nay to MCA
Take a trip Atlantic :. Right on out of here
Exclusively yours
Yes to Almo Sounds
We don't want to get real jobs we just want to play music
And tour to the north, east, south and the west
Even if we're not big stars I think we'll make a living
And I won't settle for anything less
Yes to Almo Sounds
