Fletcher Puke Has A Bass Coach Lyrics

Disabled Fletcher Puke Has A Bass Coach

My girlfriend broke up with me (x)

We played this show in Green Bay,Wisconsin
I met this chick she was totally awesome
I took her out to Wendy's and then Taco Bell
Then we went back straight to the hotel

My girlfriend broke up with me (x)
Her name was Cindy

She use to date this total f..cking douche bag
I guess he use to spend all of his money on her
And do whatever she wanted then she totally left him for
me
Because I'm totally awesome. Yes I am. I'm totally
awesome.
This band that opened up for us had this sweet-ass bass
player
He had a bass coach. That bass coach taught him some
sweet ass notes!