Defiance Ohio Her Majesty's Midwestern Islands
Take this because you’re going to need it just to fall
asleep n this most boring cruise. The bearches are frozen
and the islands are empty. The only ones left are the
captain and crew … of Her Majesty’s Midwestern Islands.
So pull up a chair and get you some action. There’s a man
over there who will gamble you down to the clothes off
your back. At the end of the week he comes collecting and
the only way off this boat is to hit the road. Take the
stray dog highway to the county poorhouse. Oh, take me
home. I want to go home!
(Uh-oh) River is rising! THere’s no time to argue! All
hands on deck! Someone left the phonograph on. Surely, it
will get wet - and all of my records will be destroyed.
I’ll write them a letter, care of …
