Deborah Conway Deborah Conway's Nightmare No.347
Deborah Conway Standing like I am all these feet above the crowd Trying to figure out another way to get back on the ground I didn't mean to cause a problem didn't mean to lose my way But now I'm standing on this ledge having a pretty bad day I'm getting so dizzy when I look down at the street I don't like my chances of landing on my feet There's a fire truck siren I hear it far below All I need is scalpers selling tickets to the show And of course I'm embarrassed Of course I'm unprepared I've probably got no clothes on And my mother's probably there Who knows how it happened it's a mystery to me All of a sudden I'm delivering 'to be or not to be' I got the cops on a bullhorn trying to keep me calm While a guy with a straitjacket causally looks on I was never really worried until I heard the sound Of an AK47 firing off a couple of rounds Now I'm basically a shy girl who doesn't like a scene But oh my God they've called in the marines Welcome to my nightmare Welcome to my nightmare Oh yeah And then on A&R man suddenly appears Wants me to be a dance queen to further my career "Baby you'll be famous you know I could moke you rich" Then he vanished in a puff of smoke and left me feeling sick In the meantime what had happened Was I thought that I could fly So l grew myself some wings and threw my body to the sky I never knew what hit me I didn't see a thing 'Twas a 747 en route to Peking
