Deaf Pedestrians Hail To The Geeks
I got a spiderman t-shirt
I got Converse that are rotting off my feet
I got a bad mustache
A reoccurring rash
And not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man it's good to be a geek
Well it's good to be a geek
It's good to be a creep
It's good to draw my pictures
That no one will ever see.
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good I'm never waiting
Right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...
I play dungeons and dragons
I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief
Got seven hit die on my backstab
Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a geek
It's good to play the freak
It's good to comb my mullet once every other week
As far as I can see
It's good to play the Wii
Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3
Cuz no one ever...
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Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...
I'm addicted to Star Trek
I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak
I find I'm more inclined
To spend the bulk of my time
On the starship enterprise
Than talking to girls I meet
Well I never get the girl
But I like to be alone
Cuz I can always m@sterb@te when there's no one home
It's good to have a plan
It's good to be the man
It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan
Cuz no one ever...
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Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...
Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie
Tenth grade is when I got the indian burn
Four years of continuous wedgies
Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn
Someday I'll buy a fancy condo
Someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house
Someday you'll kiss my a$$
It's good to make some noise
It's good to scream outloud
It's good to feel immortal
Like your last name is McCloud
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unseen
It's good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be the man
It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good I'm never waiting
Right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...
I got a bad mustache
A reoccurring rash
And not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man it's good to be a geek
You know I've gone in debt
To look like Boba Fett
I got my Holland set
Although it makes me sweat
Man it's good to be a geek!
