Dawn Oberg To That Extent
No one was spiteful or vindictive, no one lied
shagged the nanny or the poolboy on the side
No one tried to kill the other with a kitchen implement.
It was a good breakup, to that extent
I'm alone again and I know I'm the only one to blame
I ain't chasing down the oxy with some liquid kind of lame
Not facedown in the gutter
Or jumping off a ledge
Though my heart is broken like a politician's pledge
I ain't sticking pins in dolls that look like you
You didn't tell all our friends that I'm an evil shrew
I didn't insult your mama
You didn't vandalize my car
It was a good breakup, at least so far