Das Efx Jussummen
Well I'm the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba Franks making thanks, operating like Trapper John M.D., yea, that's what folks tell me I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby So there, dear, uhum, you suit though Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters Beg your pardon, Mr. keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers See, i got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write I got it going on 'cause my crew is nuff hype Plus I zitz em, I zamz em, I grams em like Zorro I shop at Dagastino for a bag of Stella Dorro Breadsticks, oh yes it's the books plus three Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, ?(Abe Blitz and Tea)? 'Cause we're (Chorus) Jussumen that's on the mic... Diggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher When I'm proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder I'll jump up and flex , make you think I'm jane Fonda I shiggity slam Rito, I'm layed back like Tito I good gots nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo Se Vente, yes I can samba I'm known like Geraldo, shishi karamba The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive I wickity wax that scalp just like Alberto V.O. Five Diggity damn right half pint, i taste great like Bud Lite I'm well known like Spike or Walter Kronkite Cause we're Chorus Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, HO Yep, I got my moms, i got my girl, I got my friends And they say some making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yenz Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William I went and break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children I'm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo Like Cheeko, I'm the man, yes indeed, i got the smart, so When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Arts Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya A loner, i can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie And I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie Cause we're Chorus I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler that a calvin My mon's name is June, my pops name is Alvin I'm not your Kurt Gowdie but I'm outtie, Sianara So hit the road Jack so I can Welcome Back Kotter I flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get them I chills wit the Books now mom paid out the rectum No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom) I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna I gave a crewcut to Sinead O'Conner Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born 'Cause me and Mrs. jones, we got a thing going on Yes I am, my ?(gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end To the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again 'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni 'Cause we're Chorus
