Danny Gonzalez Train
[Intro]
Yuh, turn my headphones up (I just bought, I just bought)
Now turn ‘em back down (Ohh)
Now give me two more pairs of headphones (Woo!)
Put ‘em all on my head (Turn ‘em all off)
Let's go
[Verse 1]
I done made so much money, don't know how to spend it (Nah)
I'm the real deal, everybody else pretendin' (Yuh)
Yeah, I see how all these other rappers flexin' (Ooh)
I just don't find it very interestin'
I got every car a man could want (Rollin')
Yuh, 12-car garage, I don't mean to front
Yuh, every day hop out another foreign (Ooh)
But honestly it's getting kinda boring
[Chorus]
So I bought a train, I pull up in a train
I sold all my cars and bought a 90-year-old train (All aboard!)
You might think it's lame but your boy just changed the game
I am not insane (No) I just bought a train
[Verse 2]
I don't skrrt now (Skrrt), bitch I choo (Choo choo)
Pull up in my train when I'm pickin' up my boo
I can take you anywhere, tell me what you want to do (Uh)
As long as there's train tracks near there, we should be fine
Got a conductor, his name is Dave
And he lets me in the front of the train if I behave
And he lets me shovel coal, and he shows me how the train works
And he kicks me out if I ask too many questions
Graffiti paint job, bitch, you know I had to cop
It's deafeningly loud, and it takes two miles to stop (Fast)
It's constantly behind schedule like everyday (It's inefficient)
But that shit means I always show up fashionably late (Yuh!)
And when I show up, you know everybody freak (Wow)
'Cause it makes the ground shake, you can feel it in your feet
If you show me your caboose, we could take it to the back (Girl)
Wait, is that a damsel in distress on the tracks? (Help!)
[Chorus]
I just bought a train, I pull up in a train
I sold all my cars and bought a 90-year-old train (Yeah)
You might think it's lame, but your boy just changed the game
Stop calling me insane, I don't regret the train (Nope)
[Outro]
I also bought a blimp (Blimp), for overseas trips
And a unicycle with chromed-out rims (Woo!)
And don't forget the tractor for gettin' 'round the farm (Howdy)
Did I mention my farm? I also bought a farm
And I also bought a dolphin 'cause I thought I could ride it
But I guess they don't like that, so I had to return it
And then I bought a submarine, a submarine
I might pull up in a submarine, submarine
Ey, submarine so cold, all these bitches want a ride
Like an underwater limo but it's super cramped inside
Got your bitch in just a towel, and I'm wearing just a Speedo
Drifted into Russian waters and got hit by a torpedo
Now I'm dead
