Dane Cook Speak 'n' Spell
I couldn't spell when I was a little kid, I couldn't
spell.
So my parents were all concerned so they went down to the
uh toy store.
They bought me a little red box called Speak... n' spell.
You remember that? Speak n' spell?
They shouldn't have called it speak and spell.
What they should've called it was Speak... Like the
Devil!
Remember the voice A-E-I-O-U. What was that? A-B-C-D-
*punch, scream* That thing was evil. L-M-N-.
That thing would wake me in the middle of the night like
2 in the morning...
Play with me! Get up, I wanna spell right now! I'm 8
years old.
I spell great. I talk like a freak.
I'm like...Mom, something is wrong! Something is W-R-O-N-
G, wrong.
