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Parking Structure Lyrics

Album Name : Harmful If Swallowed
Release Date : 2003-07-22
Song Duration : 1:28

Dane Cook Parking Structure


I was over at your a... I went to one of these malls.
You got a big mall going on over there.
The galleria there. Holy Shit!
I went over to the mall.
I, I had to park nearby in a parking structure.
You know when you park... in the parking structure...
you you you know you go up like, there's like 40
stories,
and you always have to park up on the f..cking roof.
What do they pave that with? What is that? That's not
concrete.
Whatever that's paved - you could be like driving 5
miles an hour.
It sounds like you're in a chase scene from Chips!
It's like,

SCREECH

I'm backing up!

SCREECH

What the f..ck is that? You got sneakers on.
You're trying to walk in,

SCREECH

Where's the door?!

SCREECH

Keep it going for that joke.

*Appluase*

Keep it going. That's only the first of many.

In fact, let me do that one again just so we all feel
like we're a part of it.

You ever go to the mall there, The Galleria? There's a
parking structure.
What is that paved with? It's not cement.

*Dane Chuckling*



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